July 24, 2005

Fad Diet Hits Gitmo

Succumbing to the emotional terrorism of American television, vacationers at the world famous Sandals Guantanamo Bay have begun starving themselves as a result of society's unrealistic expectations of male body image.

Hat tip to Glen Dean over at Nashville Truth for caring enough to remember our sunny castaways. Often times symptoms of anorexia can go unnoticed. Wearing baggy clothes, feelings of worthlessness, agitation, withdrawal and suicidal tendencies have long been the hallmarks of this crippling mental illness but only recently have these Gitmo Ghandis toyed with the idea of expressing their dissatisfaction of Western Culture by coopting one of Western Culture's most annoying behavioral disorders. Touche Al Qaeda. Touche.

Although I must admit I prefer this form of social protest to their previous efforts.

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Kudos to the detainees for making one small step towards assimilating into American culture. Even if it is teenage-girl American culture. Maybe VH1 can have a reality show based there called Gitmo Fit Club. The alleged terrorists are divided into teams, and each team competes to see who can lose the most weight. The winners get to finally meet Allah. The losers get an all-expenses paid stay at a beautiful resort on the southern coast of Cuba.

Posted by: Sarcastro at July 25, 2005 09:16 AM

Just when I think that I have thought up a good diet to market and then all of a sudden I am out done by prisoner terrorists...back to the drawing board.

Nice work smantix.

Posted by: creative Liberty at July 26, 2005 09:45 PM